Saturday, December 28, 2013

Meeting A Vampire Costs Nothing And This Vampire Stuff Is FREE Too!

With the new year upon us, and the expense of the holidays leaving some folks nearly broke, I thought it would be a the most opportune time to post links to all the vampire luxuries that one can indulge in for FREE. (You're welcome.)


VAMPIRE SHOWS STREAMED LIVE (at least for now)

  • Ignoring whatever price you pay for your Internet connection, you may watch an episode of the T.V. series "Dracula," The Blood Is The Life for FREE thanks to Buddytv.com. As the story line goes, Van Helsing makes a sunlight serum for Vampire Grayson to conquer daylight. The vampire puts it to the test by appearing at a mandatory outdoor business meeting, at high noon, but he's not able to relax for his skin begins to burn. The camera work in this episode, the plot, the extremely beautiful art depicted all entertain. There's even lesbian and heterosexual romantic yearnings to add plot twists.

  • FREE QUOTE FROM THIS PARTICULAR VAMPIRE "DRACULA" TV EPISODE: "You wish to cure cancer?" Asks Dr.  John "Jack" Seward, M.D., of his assistant, Mina. "No. I wish to cure death!" responds Mina.

    CAUTION:  All that sense of vampires wanting to walk in the daylight, while the rest of us take such luxury for granted, might make you weepy. In the least, you'll feel spoiled for being a daywalker!

  • NBC allows you to watch full Dracula episodes such as "Of Monsters And Men," "The Devil's Walz," "From Darkness To Light," "Goblin Merchant Men," "A Whiff of Sulfur,"   and "The Blood Is The Life."

FREE VAMPIRE DRAWING LESSONS!

Thanks to dragonart.com you can study these lessons and learn to draw vampires for FREE! 


FREE VAMPIRE BOOKS:  

(Note: I cannot vouch for the quality of these fiction works. Nonetheless, nothing ventured. Nothing lost!)  Read for free and enjoy.

If you want to read a really GREAT vampire book, you have to pay for it. (It's mine.) Ravena & The Resurrected. A Seattle tale that will take you long to forget.


BECOME A REAL VAMPIRE FOR A DAY! 

FREE Hypnosis video by a hypnotist with a great voice. NOTE: I did not personally attempt this myself, so try it at your own risk. In the very least, the rotating spiral may make you very dizzy. My suggestion is to drink a lot of wine before you begin so you're even MORE relaxed/impressionable. 





FREE VAMPIRE MUSIC DOWNLOADS:

Free vampire music


FREE VAMPIRE AUDIO BOOK:  

"Forever Fifteen"

FREE SPELL TO BECOME A VAMPIRE:

Make me a vampire spell


FREE VAMPIRE COMICS

RevampShebang.com

VISIT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY

AS ALWAYS: There are vampire music CDs, vampire movie DVDs, vampire books, and vampire magazines that you can "borrow" from your local library. Why not dress up as a vampire and give back to your community? You can volunteer to tell spooky stories there and spread the FREE love!

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